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Your name is JAKE ENGLISH.

And you're a connoisseur of ONLY THE DEADLIEST OF FIREARMS. An unselective vagabond in the ART OF MOVIE VIEWING, in taste and in discretion.

And what's more - you're a DASHING LIBERTINE with a knack for whisking off cerulean-tinted damsels off their paisley feet. Or you'd like to think you'd be, if your island accommodated any.

Which it doesn't.

Some may define your manner of speech as a little offbeat, but you know that's all just a LOAD OF CODSWALLOP.

The day's ripe for adventure and mayhem, so ONWARDS AND UPWARDS!


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villianetiquette: Shooting through your mind leaving holes in your memory.
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villianetiquette:

Shooting through your mind leaving holes in your memory.

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themouldylovers:

One of fiiiiiinest noir games about already dead skeletons with the fiiiiiinest jazz and mariachi soundtracks. 


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acyanrust:

Hrrrrg. <3


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Oh good sweet sign of the cross. THIS is most definitely not jungle situated but none the less a structure i would not be opposed to calling home.

Oh good sweet sign of the cross.

THIS is most definitely not jungle situated but none the less a structure i would not be opposed to calling home.

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lovedbythebuffalo: Mauser C96 Fun fact: The C96 was modified to form Han Solo’s prop blaster pistol for the Star Wars films.
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lovedbythebuffalo:

Mauser C96

Fun fact: The C96 was modified to form Han Solo’s prop blaster pistol for the Star Wars films.
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